American Idol Downstairs: Week Two

March 12, 2007 at 7:18 pm (agony, American Idol, Neighbors)

So. There are new neighbors in the apartment below. A couple of young girls with thug boyfriends. Typical for the neighborhood and price range of this apartment building. Whatever.

Then the warbling began. Every night and every day. At first, I thought they were just singing along to a karaoke machine. Singing loudly and singing badly. But no, these girls are actually playing a video-game.

If I put my ear to the floor I hear American Idol judges who can’t heap enough praise on my fellow tenants: fantastic, growing in strength, scrumptioulescent, blah blah blah. Yes. Even Simon the blunt.

My friends, if I can tell their singing is off-key from a floor above, my neighbor’s PS2/X-BOX/Gamecube is broken. Yet not nearly broken enough. God help me when they get to the Whitney Houston song.

The votes have been cast and complaints have been made.

No results.

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